yuletide yuletide yuletide!

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let us ignore the moronic wank and focus on the joyous fact that FOOTBALL RPF IS OFFICIALLY ELIGIBLE. oh god I don't even know what to ask for. I mean, Zlatan and Maxwell, bros 4 lyfe? bb Silva settling in at Man City, getting babied by Carlos Tevez? Zlatan + Barcelona midgets in happier times, generally goofing off and being ridiculous? Patrice Evra, Park Ji-Sung and Carlos Tevez bonding despite linguistic difficulties at ManUtd? an actual Goldilocks and the Three Bears AU with Fernando Torres as Goldilocks (come on, it's so apt) and Pepe, DVilla and Fernando Llorente as Papa, Mama and Baby Bear? BARCELONA BABY DREAM TEAM? Xavi and Iniesta, footballing soulmates? Barça Lolita slutting it up with lots of older men? David Villa visiting Pepe in Liverpool for New Year's (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED OMG I JUST READ AN INTERVIEW WITH DAVID AND HE TALKED ABOUT IT BROTP 4EVER)? Victor, Pepe and Miniesta in the academy years, complete with Pepe's snoring keeping everybody up at night (THIS ALSO ACTUALLY HAPPENED GOD I LOVE MY FANDOM)? Pep and Figo somehow get a happy ending? Barcelona locker room shenanigans? TOO MANY OPTIONS.

seriously kicking myself for not thinking to nominate RPF - Spanish athletes. could have asked for the Spanish NT gangbanging Rafa after the World Cup. come on, I can't be the only one who wants it. XD

also? Questionable Content is on the list. the Tequila Monster is one of the characters. this could be good.

I don't even know what to offer. IS IT YULETIDE YET?

ETA: can't believe I didn't remember this before posting. THE BARÇA LOLITA FINALLY SCORED!!! (hahaha at the fact that Leo apparently pouted at Pep until Pep agreed to let him play. and then gave Bojan that goal. it was totally a gift, let's not kid ourselves, but hopefully he'll feel more confident and start kicking ass the way we know he can!)

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lol the possibilities for gangbang after the World Cup are endless. there's this one picture of Sergio sitting on the floor while half the Barcelona team pours beer on him and every time I look at it I think, "this would make such excellent porn."

Rafa and Iker. Rafa and Raul. Rafa and Sergio. come on, people, get with the program. the Rafa vs. Iker exho would have been a perfect setting! (I think there's a Rafa/Roger fic where Rafa keeps rambling at Sergio at the bar about some match they played, and all his other friends are like "shut up you lovesick child" and Sergio's all "no no it's nice! tell me the story again!" but um. Rafa/Roger. not Rafa/Sergio, sadly.)

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there's this one picture of Sergio sitting on the floor while half the Barcelona team pours beer on him

...You cite this and you, uh, don't render it unto me? Do mfing want gangbang on Sergio. I feel like gangbangs are largely limited to the guys that are seen as ~girlier by fandom--the Fernandos, the Cescs, etc. Sergio would not be reduced to a shaking mess. Sergio could take it and then some. ...Yeaaaah. .....OH GOD THAT MENTAL IMAGE IS SO HOT

All the pics of Rafa and Iker in their little scarves, laughing in the sunshine and such, make me want to be double-teamed by them so bad. It's not even that I want to see them together, though I totally do. But. DOUBLE-TEAM.

render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's

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and by "that which is Caesar's" I mean the porn.

(http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a178/meretricula/?action=view&current=excellentporn.jpg)

PORN AWAY. I CAN TAKE IT. SO CAN SERGIO. (Xavi would mastermind the shit out of this scenario. get Sergio niiiiiiice and tipsy, frame it as a dare, next thing you know Pique and Puyol are getting some double-team action on Sergio's ass and mouth and Iniesta's sitting to the side jerking off while he watches it all go down. and Xavi knows exactly how to get Sergio off. EVERYBODY WINS XD)

you know, it's terrible because HELLO PORN but honestly Rafa/Iker just makes me think of all the hilarity that would ensue. I mean, think about it! they're both kind of quiet, modest people. they don't think about their own sex appeal. they would totally be shy and uncertain and "but why would he be interested in me" and all of their friends would be trying to yenta them into compromising sexual situations during the exho because they're sick of the pining! Raul and Sergio and Carlos Moya locking them in the showers together! madness!

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HELLO IMAGE

WELCOME TO MY "FOINE" FOLDER.

I THINK YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF IN GOOD COMPANY

SERGIO LOOKS SO UNAFRAID IN THAT CIRCLE OF CULE

HE HAS NO FEAR OF MAN

BUT HE WILL BE

HE WILL BE


BE MY BOYFRIENDS

Um honestly that's why a threeway would be so hot because um they would both be very gentle and kind of shy and they get you off ten thousand times and sleep with you tucked in between and then you wake up and they're making out in a way that makes it very clear that they really fucking like each other even though they don't really touch beneath the waist and

oh god i gotta stop tl;dr:

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hahaha I had to go through all of my "HoYay" folder before I realized I'd filed it under "LOL" instead. I wish I could cross-reference this shit. XD

you know they made world cup sexual frustration for exactly this kind of scenario

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DON'T MOCK MY FEELINGS

THESE PRIVATE FEELINGS

THEY ARE VERY STRONG



oh god under the table shot BE MY BOYFRIENDSSSS. HOW ABOUT WE ALL TAKE SERHIO RAMO. WHAT IF THAT.

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trololololol tell you what you can take Sergio. I will take Xavi. we all go home happy! (except Xavi, because unfortunately I am not shaped like a football.)

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Oh, I will take Sergio. Sergio will have never been taken like I will take him. I have to use the future perfect passive to express how I will take him.

(Sergio won't be happy either. I'm not a tall leggy blond who will have a night's worth of raucous sex with him without any strings attached.

I'm brunette.)

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XDDD