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meretriculaOMG BARÇA I LOVE YOU.
5-0. but mostly because Cristiano Ronaldo shoves Pep and the entire team storms up to defend their coach. led by Miniesta himself, who has to look up seven inches to see the top of Cristiano's hair, not that he lets that stop him. (with Victor only a little behind because he had to run all the way from his goal to the sideline. Pique had to drag him away.) children, he doesn't need you to protect him, but it's beyond sweet that you want to.
I swear to god I am writing this paper, but the inspiration would not leave me, so here, have (probably) the only Sernando fic I will ever write:
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:11 29/11/10
5-0 JAJAJAJAJAJA
sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:14 29/11/10
u r the worst boyfriend ever
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:23 29/11/10
LOL SUCK IT MERENGUE SCUM
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:24 29/11/10
also pepe says hi and JAJAJA YOU SUCK 5-0 5-0 5-00000000000
sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:36 29/11/10
i hate u and ur never getting laid again
just to make it clear, because I saw someone on Tumblr speculating that Fernando was probably cheering for Sergio: FERNANDO TORRES HATES REAL MADRID. I can guarantee you that the Clasico is the one match that every Atleti fan wants Barcelona to win. any excuse to post this clip:
note what he says at 0:24. XDD FERNANDO ILU. going to go write this essay now, and wish I were watching a replay of the Clasico with Fernando and Pepe instead. AHHH IT WOULD BE SO EPIC.
5-0. but mostly because Cristiano Ronaldo shoves Pep and the entire team storms up to defend their coach. led by Miniesta himself, who has to look up seven inches to see the top of Cristiano's hair, not that he lets that stop him. (with Victor only a little behind because he had to run all the way from his goal to the sideline. Pique had to drag him away.) children, he doesn't need you to protect him, but it's beyond sweet that you want to.
I swear to god I am writing this paper, but the inspiration would not leave me, so here, have (probably) the only Sernando fic I will ever write:
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:11 29/11/10
5-0 JAJAJAJAJAJA
sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:14 29/11/10
u r the worst boyfriend ever
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:23 29/11/10
LOL SUCK IT MERENGUE SCUM
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:24 29/11/10
also pepe says hi and JAJAJA YOU SUCK 5-0 5-0 5-00000000000
sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:36 29/11/10
i hate u and ur never getting laid again
just to make it clear, because I saw someone on Tumblr speculating that Fernando was probably cheering for Sergio: FERNANDO TORRES HATES REAL MADRID. I can guarantee you that the Clasico is the one match that every Atleti fan wants Barcelona to win. any excuse to post this clip:
note what he says at 0:24. XDD FERNANDO ILU. going to go write this essay now, and wish I were watching a replay of the Clasico with Fernando and Pepe instead. AHHH IT WOULD BE SO EPIC.
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REAL MADRID'S DEFENSE STRETCHED OUT LIKE SPANDEX
Date: 2010-11-30 03:10 am (UTC)AHAHAHAHA STRETCHED OUT LIKE SPANDEX INDEED.
Re: REAL MADRID'S DEFENSE STRETCHED OUT LIKE SPANDEX
Date: 2010-11-30 03:11 am (UTC)Re: REAL MADRID'S DEFENSE STRETCHED OUT LIKE SPANDEX
Date: 2010-11-30 03:23 am (UTC)so much bitchfacing going on. don't even know where to look. IT'S LIKE PLAYING POKER WITH A WITCH. YOU'RE GONNA LOSE.
Re: REAL MADRID'S DEFENSE STRETCHED OUT LIKE SPANDEX
Date: 2010-11-30 06:03 am (UTC)Also, I seriously need to figure out who I'm gonna slash Valdes with now. If that magazine spread hadn't already settled it, tonight's match would have--I am literally two seconds away from writing Valdes/Ronaldo hatesex, and the sad thing is that I'm not more ashamed about it.
Re: REAL MADRID'S DEFENSE STRETCHED OUT LIKE SPANDEX
Date: 2010-11-30 08:39 am (UTC)god I love how he never lets us down. though Ray Hudson I am sorry but your crush on Bojan Krkic is creepy. he is twenty years old.
hee! there is NO SHAME in that! though of course me being me I would tend to slash him with Andres. and my immediate reaction to that match was to contemplate all the boys worshiping~ Pep in their own ways heh. I mean the way they all RAN to his defense. and Victor was so incredibly fucking mad. ♥ (but mmm hatesex with Ronaldo. or Mou. especially after the sprinkler incident last year.)