and I thought I was going to be writing an essay.

[meretricula]

OMG BARÇA I LOVE YOU.

5-0. but mostly because Cristiano Ronaldo shoves Pep and the entire team storms up to defend their coach. led by Miniesta himself, who has to look up seven inches to see the top of Cristiano's hair, not that he lets that stop him. (with Victor only a little behind because he had to run all the way from his goal to the sideline. Pique had to drag him away.) children, he doesn't need you to protect him, but it's beyond sweet that you want to.

I swear to god I am writing this paper, but the inspiration would not leave me, so here, have (probably) the only Sernando fic I will ever write:


sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:11 29/11/10
5-0 JAJAJAJAJAJA

sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:14 29/11/10
u r the worst boyfriend ever

sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:23 29/11/10
LOL SUCK IT MERENGUE SCUM

sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:24 29/11/10
also pepe says hi and JAJAJA YOU SUCK 5-0 5-0 5-00000000000

sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:36 29/11/10
i hate u and ur never getting laid again


just to make it clear, because I saw someone on Tumblr speculating that Fernando was probably cheering for Sergio: FERNANDO TORRES HATES REAL MADRID. I can guarantee you that the Clasico is the one match that every Atleti fan wants Barcelona to win. any excuse to post this clip:

note what he says at 0:24. XDD FERNANDO ILU. going to go write this essay now, and wish I were watching a replay of the Clasico with Fernando and Pepe instead. AHHH IT WOULD BE SO EPIC.

Comments

[mardia.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE MOST DELIGHTFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. Also, lol forever at people thinking Fernando Torres would ever ever root for Real Madrid. If there's one time that he's going to root for Barca, it's here.

[eileenyx.livejournal.com]

OMFG!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ T'estimo, Barça.

To be fair, Pep was being kind of a jerk by hesitating to give up the ball to Crispy, so the pushing's somewhat understandable? What's utterly ridiculous (but still kinda LOLtastic -- I'm sorry, Puyi) is Sergio's hissy fit at the very end of injury time. And I say that as a Sergio fangirl. SMH yet at the same time, I ain't even mad.

I saw someone on Tumblr speculating that Fernando was probably cheering for Sergio... Uh, really? :S

...the only Sernando fic I will ever write... Really? How come? Do they not ~appeal to you as a pairing? Just curious. :D

[tabacoychanel.livejournal.com]

@TorresAkaElNino is such ridiculous closet cule that i asked him who he supports when atletico plays barca and he said atleti ajajajajaja

the only Sernando fic I will ever write
que bueno since dagger/nando is where it's at. j/k i lol'd at "i hate u and ur never getting laid again"


my love for pep guardiola could legitimately cure cancer and stop wars

[louis-quatorze.livejournal.com]

For some reason "Sernando" makes me want to sing the ABBA song Fernando even more than just seeing the word Fernando. I don't know.

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

I think the Pep-CRon incident is my favourite moment of the game. Yes, even more than the 5 goals. These boys. <3

(If you want to download the game I might know a ~source. :D)

[aramley.livejournal.com]

I was so bored last evening I ended up listening to the last twenty minutes or so of commentary on this match, then heading over to ontd_fb, then staying up until stupid o'clock youtubing footballers. NOT GETTING INTO THIS FANDOM ;_;