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OMG BARÇA I LOVE YOU.
5-0. but mostly because Cristiano Ronaldo shoves Pep and the entire team storms up to defend their coach. led by Miniesta himself, who has to look up seven inches to see the top of Cristiano's hair, not that he lets that stop him. (with Victor only a little behind because he had to run all the way from his goal to the sideline. Pique had to drag him away.) children, he doesn't need you to protect him, but it's beyond sweet that you want to.
I swear to god I am writing this paper, but the inspiration would not leave me, so here, have (probably) the only Sernando fic I will ever write:
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:11 29/11/10
5-0 JAJAJAJAJAJA
sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:14 29/11/10
u r the worst boyfriend ever
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:23 29/11/10
LOL SUCK IT MERENGUE SCUM
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:24 29/11/10
also pepe says hi and JAJAJA YOU SUCK 5-0 5-0 5-00000000000
sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:36 29/11/10
i hate u and ur never getting laid again
just to make it clear, because I saw someone on Tumblr speculating that Fernando was probably cheering for Sergio: FERNANDO TORRES HATES REAL MADRID. I can guarantee you that the Clasico is the one match that every Atleti fan wants Barcelona to win. any excuse to post this clip:
note what he says at 0:24. XDD FERNANDO ILU. going to go write this essay now, and wish I were watching a replay of the Clasico with Fernando and Pepe instead. AHHH IT WOULD BE SO EPIC.
5-0. but mostly because Cristiano Ronaldo shoves Pep and the entire team storms up to defend their coach. led by Miniesta himself, who has to look up seven inches to see the top of Cristiano's hair, not that he lets that stop him. (with Victor only a little behind because he had to run all the way from his goal to the sideline. Pique had to drag him away.) children, he doesn't need you to protect him, but it's beyond sweet that you want to.
I swear to god I am writing this paper, but the inspiration would not leave me, so here, have (probably) the only Sernando fic I will ever write:
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:11 29/11/10
5-0 JAJAJAJAJAJA
sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:14 29/11/10
u r the worst boyfriend ever
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:23 29/11/10
LOL SUCK IT MERENGUE SCUM
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:24 29/11/10
also pepe says hi and JAJAJA YOU SUCK 5-0 5-0 5-00000000000
sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:36 29/11/10
i hate u and ur never getting laid again
just to make it clear, because I saw someone on Tumblr speculating that Fernando was probably cheering for Sergio: FERNANDO TORRES HATES REAL MADRID. I can guarantee you that the Clasico is the one match that every Atleti fan wants Barcelona to win. any excuse to post this clip:
note what he says at 0:24. XDD FERNANDO ILU. going to go write this essay now, and wish I were watching a replay of the Clasico with Fernando and Pepe instead. AHHH IT WOULD BE SO EPIC.
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Date: 2010-11-30 03:07 am (UTC)To be fair, Pep was being kind of a jerk by hesitating to give up the ball to Crispy, so the pushing's somewhat understandable? What's utterly ridiculous (but still kinda LOLtastic -- I'm sorry, Puyi) is Sergio's hissy fit at the very end of injury time. And I say that as a Sergio fangirl. SMH yet at the same time, I ain't even mad.
I saw someone on Tumblr speculating that Fernando was probably cheering for Sergio... Uh, really? :S
...the only Sernando fic I will ever write... Really? How come? Do they not ~appeal to you as a pairing? Just curious. :D
REAL MADRID'S DEFENSE STRETCHED OUT LIKE SPANDEX
Date: 2010-11-30 03:10 am (UTC)AHAHAHAHA STRETCHED OUT LIKE SPANDEX INDEED.
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Date: 2010-11-30 03:11 am (UTC)Re: REAL MADRID'S DEFENSE STRETCHED OUT LIKE SPANDEX
Date: 2010-11-30 03:23 am (UTC)so much bitchfacing going on. don't even know where to look. IT'S LIKE PLAYING POKER WITH A WITCH. YOU'RE GONNA LOSE.
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Date: 2010-11-30 03:25 am (UTC)the only Sernando fic I will ever write
que bueno since dagger/nando is where it's at. j/k i lol'd at "i hate u and ur never getting laid again"
my love for pep guardiola could legitimately cure cancer and stop wars
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Date: 2010-11-30 03:39 am (UTC)Sergio's thing, I mean, he was mad, it happens. Puyi's over it already. I'm more angry about the tackle. YOU DO NOT HURT MY BB MESSI. so long as Leo's okay I ain't mad either.
(haha yeah really, my face looked like this: >_>)
oh, I mean, I have this whole thing about Sernando, there's basically no canon evidence that they're even particularly good friends right now (they did apparently have a closer relationship when Fernando was at Atletico but guys it's been years since he moved to England and he is now married with kids it is time to move on), Fernando is way closer to Pepe and by extension David Villa but fandom ignores that because it wants to ship the ~pretty people and it pisses me off. like, okay, Fernando REALLY DOES have a monster crush on Steven Gerrard and will talk at length about how amazing he is given half an opportunity. if you really want to slash him, slash him with Stevie! it would be really plausible! as far as Sernando goes, suggestive training photos from 2008 do not actually an OTP make. /rant haha sorry I have a lot of ~feelings about shipping people for aesthetic reasons rather than canon evidence. (plus a lot of Sernando fic really sucks, let's not kid ourselves, if one of my favorite authors wrote it I would eat it up with a spoon.)
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Date: 2010-11-30 03:43 am (UTC)it is good you j/k'ed after that because otherwise we would have had to have a ~conversation XD
YOU AND ME BOTH. ♥♥♥
crying tears of joy rn
Date: 2010-11-30 03:44 am (UTC)what do you have against dagger
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Date: 2010-11-30 04:06 am (UTC)Don't be sorry about your rant because I totally enjoyed it! I spend an unhealthy amount of time ~pondering my choices of OTPs. I admit that I got into Sernando because of the World Cup (typical, I know) and that awesome ass-patting GIF in the tunnel. And yeah, the overwhelming prettiness (I'm not proud). I think I'll always have a soft spot for Sernando because the pairing is my gateway drug to the fandom. Still, I see what you mean, and I'm a recent convert to the Gernando pairing because of the relative ~plausibility.
I've read a handful of good Sernando fics, IDK. I think it's harder to find really good Gernando fics. Blather ends here. Thank you for your time. :D
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Date: 2010-11-30 04:08 am (UTC)my love for pep guardiola could legitimately cure cancer and stop wars HAHAHAHA :D
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Date: 2010-11-30 04:20 am (UTC)well I do always seem to pick the least inhabited corner of whatever fandom I'm in and set up shop there haha. there is a TON of Sernando fic, some of which is okay, one or two of which are actually quite good. but the quality to quantity ratio is not good if you know what I mean XD. it's harder to find any Gernando fic (I don't really ship it all that much so I don't go out of my way to look, I would kill something for Pepe/Fernando fic instead but it just doesn't exist) but there are a few really good ones! (by which I mean... four. of which two are threesomes with Xabi Alonso. eh, win some, lose some.)
no worries, we are very into blather on this blog!
Re: crying tears of joy rn
Date: 2010-11-30 04:22 am (UTC)Re: crying tears of joy rn
Date: 2010-11-30 04:34 am (UTC)also i translated that crackovia episode you asked for and put it up
ok but seriously, somebody explain to me how gerard pique finished that game without getting booked? i thought it was "i whip my cards back and forth day"????
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Date: 2010-11-30 04:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-30 04:39 am (UTC)it's harder to find any Gernando fic...but there are a few really good ones!
Are these listed on your rec list???
As for Pepe/Fernando, I'm completely unimaginative and I guess fanon has a way of getting into my head, but he's so excellent as voice of reason/comic relief/no-BS ally/instigator that I overlook the sexy and the "slashability". Which is a shame. I read a Pepe/Carra fic and a Pepe/Sergio one and I liked them?
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Date: 2010-11-30 04:43 am (UTC)Excuse me while I stare at that GIF forever. Thank you.
LOL, I hesitate with recs because if I ~endorse a fic and the fic ends up being disliked/hated, it's all awkward. But, uh, what have you read?
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Date: 2010-11-30 04:46 am (UTC)I know, but the unexpected factor would just make it that much hotter. nnngh I feel like I'm getting more perverted the longer I stay in this fandom, at first I was determined that the love between David Villa and Pepe was purely platonic but I would read the shit out of them double-teaming pretty much anyone in La Roja. (especially Fernando. or bb Silva.) haha I think I've read the Pepe/Sergio one. also a Pepe/Silva one once I think. why oh why were they not better-written, THE CONCEPT IS SO FUCKING HOT. XD
Re: crying tears of joy rn
Date: 2010-11-30 04:51 am (UTC)yes yes I saw! oh god did I not comment. I had it open in a tab. I was wondering if I should edit the translation into my tumblr post. did I seriously not comment I am such a fail. THANK YOU BB IT WAS GLORIOUS.
haha I know but he was being the voice of reason~ for most of the game! I think because he's the only person in Barça who actually likes Cristiano so he feels obligated to kind of keep things from going nuclear when the Gelled One steps onto the pitch.
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Date: 2010-11-30 04:51 am (UTC)so it's not like i've read loads but here here
it's ok i won't ~judge or anything
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Date: 2010-11-30 04:52 am (UTC)Ahh, the callous brutality + the pretty in that double-team/gangbang scenario. So hot. And OMG, I ♥ the special David Villa section on your rec list.
Re: crying tears of joy rn
Date: 2010-11-30 04:53 am (UTC)lol it's ok don't worry about it bb essay writing takes precedence!!!!