and I thought I was going to be writing an essay.

[meretricula]

OMG BARÇA I LOVE YOU.

5-0. but mostly because Cristiano Ronaldo shoves Pep and the entire team storms up to defend their coach. led by Miniesta himself, who has to look up seven inches to see the top of Cristiano's hair, not that he lets that stop him. (with Victor only a little behind because he had to run all the way from his goal to the sideline. Pique had to drag him away.) children, he doesn't need you to protect him, but it's beyond sweet that you want to.

I swear to god I am writing this paper, but the inspiration would not leave me, so here, have (probably) the only Sernando fic I will ever write:


sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:11 29/11/10
5-0 JAJAJAJAJAJA

sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:14 29/11/10
u r the worst boyfriend ever

sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:23 29/11/10
LOL SUCK IT MERENGUE SCUM

sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:24 29/11/10
also pepe says hi and JAJAJA YOU SUCK 5-0 5-0 5-00000000000

sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:36 29/11/10
i hate u and ur never getting laid again


just to make it clear, because I saw someone on Tumblr speculating that Fernando was probably cheering for Sergio: FERNANDO TORRES HATES REAL MADRID. I can guarantee you that the Clasico is the one match that every Atleti fan wants Barcelona to win. any excuse to post this clip:

note what he says at 0:24. XDD FERNANDO ILU. going to go write this essay now, and wish I were watching a replay of the Clasico with Fernando and Pepe instead. AHHH IT WOULD BE SO EPIC.

Comments

[tabacoychanel.livejournal.com]

i dun really ship them but if you have fic recs i would be

[eileenyx.livejournal.com]

HAHA, at first I was like, "People ship them?" o_0 But some of the writing's pretty damn enjoyable, and I'm easily amused like that.

Excuse me while I stare at that GIF forever. Thank you.

LOL, I hesitate with recs because if I ~endorse a fic and the fic ends up being disliked/hated, it's all awkward. But, uh, what have you read?

[tabacoychanel.livejournal.com]

um i don't bookmark everything i read and i honestly haven't gone hunting for dan/nando

so it's not like i've read loads but here here

it's ok i won't ~judge or anything

[eileenyx.livejournal.com]

Aw, seeing your Dagger GIFs makes me A) miss him more; and B) wish that LFC wins the match vs. Aston Villa.

Oh, hey, I really like the "Lovers Alone Wear Sunlight" and "Autopsy" fics. :D I'm recommending this and this. Disclaimer: I'm a sap.

Haha, judge away.

[tabacoychanel.livejournal.com]

haha that was fast you are a speed reader!!!! hi capita hiiiii

i've read the second one but tysm for the first rec bb!!

[eileenyx.livejournal.com]

Oh, hello, fellow Barfa and LFC fan. Our flawless capità is probably with his equally flawless GF right now. Get it, Puyi. Deserved.

LOL, no, I read those two fics already. And they are lovely. :D jumping_down has loads of Dagger/Nando. Have you read her other stuff aside from "Johannesburg"?

[tabacoychanel.livejournal.com]

i've read some of her stuff, yeah. oh real life, why do you interfere with my fic reading schedule??? *shakes fist*