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meretriculaOMG BARÇA I LOVE YOU.
5-0. but mostly because Cristiano Ronaldo shoves Pep and the entire team storms up to defend their coach. led by Miniesta himself, who has to look up seven inches to see the top of Cristiano's hair, not that he lets that stop him. (with Victor only a little behind because he had to run all the way from his goal to the sideline. Pique had to drag him away.) children, he doesn't need you to protect him, but it's beyond sweet that you want to.
I swear to god I am writing this paper, but the inspiration would not leave me, so here, have (probably) the only Sernando fic I will ever write:
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:11 29/11/10
5-0 JAJAJAJAJAJA
sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:14 29/11/10
u r the worst boyfriend ever
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:23 29/11/10
LOL SUCK IT MERENGUE SCUM
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:24 29/11/10
also pepe says hi and JAJAJA YOU SUCK 5-0 5-0 5-00000000000
sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:36 29/11/10
i hate u and ur never getting laid again
just to make it clear, because I saw someone on Tumblr speculating that Fernando was probably cheering for Sergio: FERNANDO TORRES HATES REAL MADRID. I can guarantee you that the Clasico is the one match that every Atleti fan wants Barcelona to win. any excuse to post this clip:
note what he says at 0:24. XDD FERNANDO ILU. going to go write this essay now, and wish I were watching a replay of the Clasico with Fernando and Pepe instead. AHHH IT WOULD BE SO EPIC.
5-0. but mostly because Cristiano Ronaldo shoves Pep and the entire team storms up to defend their coach. led by Miniesta himself, who has to look up seven inches to see the top of Cristiano's hair, not that he lets that stop him. (with Victor only a little behind because he had to run all the way from his goal to the sideline. Pique had to drag him away.) children, he doesn't need you to protect him, but it's beyond sweet that you want to.
I swear to god I am writing this paper, but the inspiration would not leave me, so here, have (probably) the only Sernando fic I will ever write:
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:11 29/11/10
5-0 JAJAJAJAJAJA
sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:14 29/11/10
u r the worst boyfriend ever
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:23 29/11/10
LOL SUCK IT MERENGUE SCUM
sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:24 29/11/10
also pepe says hi and JAJAJA YOU SUCK 5-0 5-0 5-00000000000
sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:36 29/11/10
i hate u and ur never getting laid again
just to make it clear, because I saw someone on Tumblr speculating that Fernando was probably cheering for Sergio: FERNANDO TORRES HATES REAL MADRID. I can guarantee you that the Clasico is the one match that every Atleti fan wants Barcelona to win. any excuse to post this clip:
note what he says at 0:24. XDD FERNANDO ILU. going to go write this essay now, and wish I were watching a replay of the Clasico with Fernando and Pepe instead. AHHH IT WOULD BE SO EPIC.
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Date: 2010-11-30 04:46 am (UTC)I know, but the unexpected factor would just make it that much hotter. nnngh I feel like I'm getting more perverted the longer I stay in this fandom, at first I was determined that the love between David Villa and Pepe was purely platonic but I would read the shit out of them double-teaming pretty much anyone in La Roja. (especially Fernando. or bb Silva.) haha I think I've read the Pepe/Sergio one. also a Pepe/Silva one once I think. why oh why were they not better-written, THE CONCEPT IS SO FUCKING HOT. XD
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Date: 2010-11-30 04:52 am (UTC)Ahh, the callous brutality + the pretty in that double-team/gangbang scenario. So hot. And OMG, I ♥ the special David Villa section on your rec list.
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Date: 2010-11-30 05:05 am (UTC)I apologize for capslock but this is a subject I feel very strongly about. :D