and I thought I was going to be writing an essay.

[meretricula]

OMG BARÇA I LOVE YOU.

5-0. but mostly because Cristiano Ronaldo shoves Pep and the entire team storms up to defend their coach. led by Miniesta himself, who has to look up seven inches to see the top of Cristiano's hair, not that he lets that stop him. (with Victor only a little behind because he had to run all the way from his goal to the sideline. Pique had to drag him away.) children, he doesn't need you to protect him, but it's beyond sweet that you want to.

I swear to god I am writing this paper, but the inspiration would not leave me, so here, have (probably) the only Sernando fic I will ever write:


sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:11 29/11/10
5-0 JAJAJAJAJAJA

sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:14 29/11/10
u r the worst boyfriend ever

sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:23 29/11/10
LOL SUCK IT MERENGUE SCUM

sent by: Fernando Torres at 23:24 29/11/10
also pepe says hi and JAJAJA YOU SUCK 5-0 5-0 5-00000000000

sent by: Sergio Ramos at 23:36 29/11/10
i hate u and ur never getting laid again


just to make it clear, because I saw someone on Tumblr speculating that Fernando was probably cheering for Sergio: FERNANDO TORRES HATES REAL MADRID. I can guarantee you that the Clasico is the one match that every Atleti fan wants Barcelona to win. any excuse to post this clip:

note what he says at 0:24. XDD FERNANDO ILU. going to go write this essay now, and wish I were watching a replay of the Clasico with Fernando and Pepe instead. AHHH IT WOULD BE SO EPIC.

Comments

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

haha yeah Ronaldo accused Iniesta of diving and Iniesta actually got up in his face all STFU BITCH. (to be fair, I think anyone accused of diving by Cristiano Ronaldo would do that, even if they were guilty. which Iniesta was not.)

well I do always seem to pick the least inhabited corner of whatever fandom I'm in and set up shop there haha. there is a TON of Sernando fic, some of which is okay, one or two of which are actually quite good. but the quality to quantity ratio is not good if you know what I mean XD. it's harder to find any Gernando fic (I don't really ship it all that much so I don't go out of my way to look, I would kill something for Pepe/Fernando fic instead but it just doesn't exist) but there are a few really good ones! (by which I mean... four. of which two are threesomes with Xabi Alonso. eh, win some, lose some.)

no worries, we are very into blather on this blog!

[eileenyx.livejournal.com]

there is a TON of Sernando fic, some of which is okay, one or two of which are actually quite good.

it's harder to find any Gernando fic...but there are a few really good ones!

Are these listed on your rec list???

As for Pepe/Fernando, I'm completely unimaginative and I guess fanon has a way of getting into my head, but he's so excellent as voice of reason/comic relief/no-BS ally/instigator that I overlook the sexy and the "slashability". Which is a shame. I read a Pepe/Carra fic and a Pepe/Sergio one and I liked them?

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

yup yup! I would not hold out on you. :)

I know, but the unexpected factor would just make it that much hotter. nnngh I feel like I'm getting more perverted the longer I stay in this fandom, at first I was determined that the love between David Villa and Pepe was purely platonic but I would read the shit out of them double-teaming pretty much anyone in La Roja. (especially Fernando. or bb Silva.) haha I think I've read the Pepe/Sergio one. also a Pepe/Silva one once I think. why oh why were they not better-written, THE CONCEPT IS SO FUCKING HOT. XD

[eileenyx.livejournal.com]

I'mma bookmark your rec list and stalk it, man.

Ahh, the callous brutality + the pretty in that double-team/gangbang scenario. So hot. And OMG, I ♥ the special David Villa section on your rec list.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

THE SPECIAL DAVID VILLA SECTION NEEDS ADDITIONS. PEOPLE NEED TO WRITE MORE ABOUT DAVID VILLA BEING A LOVABLE DICKSMACK.

I apologize for capslock but this is a subject I feel very strongly about. :D