. lovely place, right up until you de-anon to post a picture and get the mother of all wankfests dumped on your head over the "spirit of the anon meme". but on the other hand, it is not like I want to prompt anything that's likely to get filled over there, so. having been oh-so-politely invited to get the fuck out of their sandbox with my rudely exhibitionist ways, I guess I can freely oblige? (my non-anon prompt was a thing of fucking beauty
. it had links and visual aids and everything. html coding went into that thing! hmph.)
but! I kind of like just making prompts, even without the possibility of their ever getting filled. does anybody else get that? it's probably related to the fact that I love
movie trailers. seriously if somebody makes me too late to a movie to watch the previews I will be pissed enough to shank a bitch.
so I've made this post, and I'm kind of too busy finishing my essays right now to do much with it, but it's going to be where I put the prompts that I would like to write or read, and if you would like to post a prompt too, feel free! I'm probably not going to write any of them, but I guess you never know. (this is a lie. I probably will
end up writing Alcantara brothers fic. I can feel these things, and they never end well.) and it definitely doesn't have to be football or whatever. any fandom you like, kinky or really kinky or not at all, nobody's judging. I mean, preferably pick a fandom I'm familiar with so I can appreciate what a brilliant prompt it is, but hey. for instance:
Rafa/Nole fic in which they are footballers! Rafa is the home-grown captain of his team, Nole is the new star transfer. Rafa has to either help him settle in or show him who's boss. or both! possibly up against a locker.
David Silva/Mario Balotelli fic in which Silva accidentally reveals the fact that he's totally a scheming mastermind with huge ambitions underneath the sweet facade to Mario and then ends up with Mario following him around like an oversized puppy because he's so desperately in love with Silva's bitchiness. awkwardly bilingual banter (did you know Silva speaks some Italian? you do now) and topping from the bottom very welcome!
has anybody else seen Paris Je T'Aime? well, anyway, awkward curly-haired boy and girl in the headscarf. give me cross-cultural awkwardness. and kissing. and possibly her having to tell him what to do in bed.
I've really got to finish this paper, but I'll add more
in the comments
in the post itself, apparently, when I can! run wild, my children!( Zlatan/Leo, size difference. with visual aids. )( we need more Alcantara bros up in this fandom )
so Athletic Bilbao-Valencia featured some nasty collisions, Valencia's David Navarro is pretty conclusively lying, cheating scum, and both Fernando Llorente and Javi Martinez ended up bleeding before the end of the match. which they lost. hurt/comfort please? (match report with sassy quotes from Fernando here
Swingers Club de Barcelona! Shakira and Puyol fondly observing their snatched-from-the-cradle significant others on a playdate (concert, party, idk, product launch? mostly interested in Puyi and Shaki hanging out being "old people" together while Malena and Pique enjoy being young and energetic). can be sexual or not, your choice. preferably not in a creepy way, though. (any and all permutations of the four of them are okay by me! doesn't have to be just two.)
David Villa and Pepe Reina are the bestest of bros. would love to see them uniting to show somebody a really awesome time in bed. (mardia
already did this one with Fernando Torres, but I'm greedy! David Silva? Iniesta? I'm open to suggestions if you can convince me but no Llorente please. in my brain he is their child.) or, um. if somebody really
wanted to make me happy... Goldilocks and the Three Bears, with more porn. Pepe is Papa Bear, Villa is Mama Bear, Llorente is the baby. Torres is Goldilocks, naturally.
Victor Valdes and Pepe Reina grew up together at Barcelona, where they were in direct competition with each other - they're the same age and obviously both goalkeepers - and yet apparently managed to stay friends. (eventually Victor won out, and he was promoted to the first team while Pepe was released to join another club, though that's only relevant if you want it to be.) I would be very interested in fic about them together, as teenagers or in the present or anywhere in between! Pepe is very friendly and outgoing, while Victor has trouble trusting people, but is incredibly loyal to the few friends he has. I think the differences between them could make for a very cool story. (if Andres Iniesta - who is very sweet-natured and universally adored, but also Victor's best friend, and I wouldn't be surprised, given how few friends Victor has, if he was very possessive about that - can feature somehow, I will love you forever!)